6. Your brand-new boyfriend Gerald Anderson is late to your parents’ anniversary party because he has to attend an official function with Father President. You call and text but he doesn’t reply pronto, being preoccupied with official duties. What will you do?
a. Shrug if off. If I wanted someone who would spend all his time with me, I’d date the unemployed.
b. Ano ang magagawa ko, anak siya ng presidente samantalang ako’y isang hamak na mortal huhuhu hindi ako karapat-dapat na pansinin ng katulad niya hikbi.
c. First I will force him to choose between me and his family and country. Then I shall leverage this incident into a perpetual guilt trip and use it to manipulate him throughout our relationship!
d. Announce on facebook and twitter that I am committing suicide. Then slash my wrists and take an overdose of sleeping pills (2) but leave the door unlocked and make sure someone will check on me. Then take pictures of him weeping and post them on facebook and twitter.
e. Other (Explain.)
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