{"id":764,"date":"2008-11-18T21:34:48","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T02:34:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/2008\/11\/18\/where-to-find-girls-hehehe\/"},"modified":"2008-11-18T21:34:48","modified_gmt":"2008-11-19T02:34:48","slug":"where-to-find-girls-hehehe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/2008\/11\/18\/where-to-find-girls-hehehe\/","title":{"rendered":"Where To Find Girls??? hehehe"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Q: What the &#8230; your buddy JackO is getting married? And you chose to just drop that on us with absolutely no set-up? I don&#8217;t know where along the line of listening to the podcasts, I developed my fake relationship with JackO, but I did. I was psychotically 100 percent sure that we would have a chance meeting where he would be really impressed that I knew who he was, and we would get married. I&#8217;m really disappointed. In both him getting married and my life in general.<br \/>\n&#8212; Claire, Atlanta<br \/>\nSG: You know how women fall in love with serial killers, write them letters and eventually marry them even though they&#8217;re on death row and can&#8217;t consummate the marriage? Suddenly, that seems a little less strange.<br \/>\nQ: Is it possible for a heterosexual woman to have a man-crush on a guy? What would you call that? I have a man-crush on you.<br \/>\n&#8212; Michelle, Atlanta<br \/>\nSG: <strong>OK, what&#8217;s going on in Atlanta? Do we need to send some more men with a sense of humor between the ages of 25 and 40 down there? <\/strong>To answer your question, a heterosexual female cannot have a man-crush on a heterosexual male. It&#8217;s just a crush. You might rationalize it as a man-crush, but deep down, you want to jump my bones. Of course, you live in Atlanta, so apparently any female fits that category. I think Atlanta is the new San Francisco &#8212; just horny, successful, fun-loving women looking for love and questioning their self-esteem on a daily basis. I feel totally comfortable making that generalization after two e-mails.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/espn\/page2\/story?page=simmons\/081113&amp;campaign=rsssrch&amp;source=bill_simmons\">ESPN Page 2 &#8211; Sports Guy&#8217;s mailbag, Part 1<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What the &#8230; your buddy JackO is getting married? And you chose to just drop that on us with absolutely no set-up? I don&#8217;t know where along the line of listening to the podcasts, I developed my fake relationship with JackO, but I did. I was psychotically 100 percent sure that we would have &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/2008\/11\/18\/where-to-find-girls-hehehe\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Where To Find Girls??? hehehe&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}