{"id":3131,"date":"2010-01-28T05:45:22","date_gmt":"2010-01-28T10:45:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/?p=3131"},"modified":"2010-01-28T05:45:22","modified_gmt":"2010-01-28T10:45:22","slug":"funnyjessica-zafra-on-paano-na-kaya18-what-have-we-done-to-deserve-this-jessicarulestheuniverse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/2010\/01\/28\/funnyjessica-zafra-on-paano-na-kaya18-what-have-we-done-to-deserve-this-jessicarulestheuniverse\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny:Jessica Zafra on Paano Na Kaya:18. What have we done to deserve this? &#124; JessicarulestheUniverse"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>So Kim and Gerald play best friends since high school, Kim is a complete doormat for love, and Gerald has a few scenes in which he ruminates on life while standing in the shower. Yes, because the shower is the perfect place to ponder the big questions of life, particularly if you have those abs. Like the typical Star Cinema product no one has any real problems; what they really need is to have a strong cup of coffee and get over themselves.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\nBut when the movie ended there was applause anyway, because all the audience really wants is to see Kim being pretty and Gerald being handsome. Nothing they don\u2019t already see on TV. For free. I expect it will be a huge hit.<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jessicarulestheuniverse.com\/2010\/01\/28\/what-have-we-done-to-deserve-this\/\">18. What have we done to deserve this? | JessicarulestheUniverse<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Kim and Gerald play best friends since high school, Kim is a complete doormat for love, and Gerald has a few scenes in which he ruminates on life while standing in the shower. Yes, because the shower is the perfect place to ponder the big questions of life, particularly if you have those abs. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/2010\/01\/28\/funnyjessica-zafra-on-paano-na-kaya18-what-have-we-done-to-deserve-this-jessicarulestheuniverse\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Funny:Jessica Zafra on Paano Na Kaya:18. What have we done to deserve this? &#124; JessicarulestheUniverse&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34,57,79],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-movies","category-reposts"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}