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A prime example is the following transcript of a recovered phone conversation between myself and Marcee Moran, \u201cYou Changed my Life in a Moment,\u201d girl version 2.0, circa 2004:
\nJaton, internalizing Dr. Phil: Leave him. You\u2019re a beautiful girl, and anyone would be lucky to be with you.
\nMarcee Moran: Really Jates? Fuck that means a lot coming from a guy like you.
\nJaton, in his head, \u201ca guy like me\u2026\u201d: You can forgive a guy like that, but you can\u2019t forgive me for this little thing\u2026 running you out of business?
\n(Note: line lifted from You\u2019ve Got Mail (1998). One of the very rare WWTHD fail.)
\nMarcee: Jaton? What? Hello?
\nJaton: Nothing. Maybe we can talk about this tom? We can see 50 first dates. It could be our first date.
\n(Note: sadly, I really said this.)
\nMarcee: Yeah why not! I\u2019ll call Grace and Maggie.
\nOh Ducky, you know they’re going to crop you out of that photo right?
\nFor the better part half of the last decade, I kept falling in love with these Marcee Morans who always decided that I had a vagina. And as the friendship with these girls grew stronger, the less of my advice they heard, and the more assholes they saw.
\n\u201cAren\u2019t there any good guys out there?\u201d the Marcee Morans said.
\nI never knew what to answer so I\u2019d just freeze, nod in all the right places, and try to be helpful, even if part of me wanted to answer, \u201cif by sensitive you mean, sexy,\u201d as I telepathically tuck her hair behind her ears.
\nvia Because X is the new Why \u00bb Living in the Friend Zone<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Found this post funny, and some… A prime example is the following transcript of a recovered phone conversation between myself and Marcee Moran, \u201cYou Changed my Life in a Moment,\u201d girl version 2.0, circa 2004: Jaton, internalizing Dr. Phil: Leave him. You\u2019re a beautiful girl, and anyone would be lucky to be with you. Marcee … <\/p>\n