{"id":2505,"date":"2009-12-14T03:22:40","date_gmt":"2009-12-14T08:22:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/?p=2505"},"modified":"2009-12-14T03:22:40","modified_gmt":"2009-12-14T08:22:40","slug":"funnyatt-strictly-for-losers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/2009\/12\/14\/funnyatt-strictly-for-losers\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny::AT&T: Strictly for losers"},"content":{"rendered":"

It gets worse. Cringester A. H. swears he saw the words “You’re a Loser” flash across his screen seconds before the official “Sorry; you’re not an instant winner today” graphic displays. Sure enough, perusing that image’s properties shows the alternate text that will appear if your browser can’t display it: “You’re a Loser.”
\nI am not at all surprised. When you treat your customers with this much contempt, you can’t think of them as anything but losers. I don’t see how Apple can continue its exclusive relationship with AT&T for much longer. It’s becoming an embarrassment.
\nvia AT&T: Strictly for losers<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Companies like this should not be allowed to continue existing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It gets worse. Cringester A. H. swears he saw the words “You’re a Loser” flash across his screen seconds before the official “Sorry; you’re not an instant winner today” graphic displays. Sure enough, perusing that image’s properties shows the alternate text that will appear if your browser can’t display it: “You’re a Loser.” I am … <\/p>\n

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