{"id":1662,"date":"2009-07-14T21:06:20","date_gmt":"2009-07-15T02:06:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/?p=1662"},"modified":"2009-07-14T21:06:20","modified_gmt":"2009-07-15T02:06:20","slug":"repostdear-pixar-stop-making-me-cry-like-a-bitch-balls-deep-deadspin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/2009\/07\/14\/repostdear-pixar-stop-making-me-cry-like-a-bitch-balls-deep-deadspin\/","title":{"rendered":"rePost::Dear Pixar: Stop Making Me Cry Like A Bitch &#8211; Balls Deep &#8211; Deadspin"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Seriously, get fucked <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"Pixar\" rel=\"homepage\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pixar.com\/\">Pixar<\/a>. Next time, I&#8217;m taking my kid to that fucking <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"Ice age\" rel=\"wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ice_age\">Ice Age<\/a> movie. It&#8217;ll suck. But that&#8217;ll be the only reason I cry. STOP MAKING ME WANT TO HOLD MY KIDS TIGHT AND TELL THEM HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM.<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"http:\/\/deadspin.com\/5313572\/dear-pixar-stop-making-me-cry-like-a-bitch\">Dear Pixar: Stop Making Me Cry Like A Bitch &#8211; Balls Deep &#8211; Deadspin<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\" style=\"margin-top: 10px; height: 15px;\"><a class=\"zemanta-pixie-a\" title=\"Reblog this post [with Zemanta]\" href=\"http:\/\/reblog.zemanta.com\/zemified\/2442f8b2-1d7e-4695-991d-d700df38d63f\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" style=\"border: medium none; float: right;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.zemanta.com\/reblog_e.png?w=525\" alt=\"Reblog this post [with Zemanta]\" \/><\/a><span class=\"zem-script more-related pretty-attribution\"><script src=\"http:\/\/static.zemanta.com\/readside\/loader.js\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, get fucked Pixar. Next time, I&#8217;m taking my kid to that fucking Ice Age movie. It&#8217;ll suck. But that&#8217;ll be the only reason I cry. STOP MAKING ME WANT TO HOLD MY KIDS TIGHT AND TELL THEM HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM. via Dear Pixar: Stop Making Me Cry Like A Bitch &#8211; Balls &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/2009\/07\/14\/repostdear-pixar-stop-making-me-cry-like-a-bitch-balls-deep-deadspin\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;rePost::Dear Pixar: Stop Making Me Cry Like A Bitch &#8211; Balls Deep &#8211; Deadspin&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34,78],"tags":[210,424,621,718,796,1109,1251,1388],"class_list":["post-1662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-rant","tag-balls-deep","tag-deadspin","tag-geology","tag-ice-age","tag-kids-and-teens","tag-pixar","tag-school-time","tag-the-earth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/onthe8spot.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}